• Today's Word

Quibblesnort

[KWIB-uhl-snort]

Definition

1. (noun) A pointless or trivial argument that escalates into absurdity, often accompanied by snorts of frustration or laughter. It’s when a minor disagreement spirals into a ridiculous debate where both parties end up arguing over increasingly irrelevant details.
   

Example

What started as a simple discussion about pizza toppings turned into a full-blown quibblesnort about the proper classification of tomatoes as fruits or vegetables.

Fun Fact

The word “quibblesnort” is a playful combination of “quibble” (a minor objection or argument) and “snort” (a sound often associated with derision or suppressed laughter). This type of word formation, where two existing words are combined to create a new concept, is called a “portmanteau.” Portmanteaus are a common source of new slang terms and often capture complex ideas in a concise, memorable way. Famous examples include “brunch” (breakfast + lunch) and “smog” (smoke + fog). “Quibblesnort” follows this tradition, encapsulating both the nature of the argument (quibble) and the emotional response it provokes (snort), creating a vivid image of a debate that’s both frustrating and somewhat comical.