PAR-suh-moh-nee
His parsimony was so extreme that he reused paper towels to save a few cents.
Fun Fact
While often used negatively, parsimony has a place in science too—Occam’s Razor is a principle of parsimony, suggesting the simplest explanation is usually best. In everyday life, though, it’s usually a warning against being so frugal it becomes unreasonable or absurd.
MAWD-lin
(adjective) Self-pityingly or tearfully sentimental, often in an excessive or embarrassing way; mawkishly emotional especially from drink.
By the third glass of wine, he had gone fully maudlin, pulling out his phone to show anyone who would look at old photos of his college years.
A direct corruption of Magdalene — as in Mary Magdalene, who is depicted in medieval and Renaissance art as weeping with dramatic, open grief. The name Magdalene was pronounced maudlen in Middle English, and the association with her tearful image was so strong that the word detached from its origin entirely and became a common adjective by the 17th century. Oxford’s Magdalen College and Cambridge’s Magdalene College both preserve the original pronunciation — still said as maudlin — a linguistic fossil of the word’s religious origins.
Fun Fact
The connection between alcohol and maudlin sentiment is old enough to be embedded in the word’s earliest recorded uses. 17th century writers consistently paired maudlin with drunkenness — the specific emotional state of someone who has had just enough to drink to lose their emotional defenses entirely but not enough to lose consciousness. Modern neuroscience has since explained why: alcohol suppresses the prefrontal cortex, which regulates emotional inhibition, while leaving the limbic system — the brain’s emotional core — largely intact. The result is precisely the maudlin condition the word describes: emotions fully online, judgment fully offline.