- Today's Word
Kludge
[klooj]
Definition
- (noun) An awkward or clumsy solution to a problem, often in a quick or makeshift manner. It typically refers to a temporary fix or workaround that is inelegant but functional, especially in computing or engineering contexts.
Example
The software developer created a kludge to patch the security flaw, knowing it wasn’t an ideal solution but would buy them time to develop a more permanent fix.
Fun Fact
The term “kludge” is believed to have originated in the 1940s as a variant of the German word “klug,” meaning “clever.” It was popularized in the tech world by Jackson W. Granholm in a 1962 article titled “How to Design a Kludge.” Interestingly, the spelling “kluge” is sometimes used, particularly in engineering circles, leading to ongoing debates about the ‘correct’ spelling. Despite its negative connotations, kludges are often necessary in real-world problem-solving, where perfect solutions aren’t always possible or practical.
(noun) A form of irony in which a person pretends to refuse or show disinterest in something they actually desire
His accismus was obvious to everyone at the table — he waved off the dessert menu three times before finally ordering the chocolate cake.
Accismus comes directly from the Greek akkismos, meaning “prudery” or “affectation,” derived from Akkō, the name of a foolish woman in Greek legend known for her coy, affected behavior. It entered English as a formal rhetorical term, classified among the figures of speech used in classical oratory and persuasion.