PAR-suh-moh-nee
His parsimony was so extreme that he reused paper towels to save a few cents.
Fun Fact
While often used negatively, parsimony has a place in science too—Occam’s Razor is a principle of parsimony, suggesting the simplest explanation is usually best. In everyday life, though, it’s usually a warning against being so frugal it becomes unreasonable or absurd.
TUR-jid
(adjective) Swollen and distended; or, in reference to language, pompously inflated and unnecessarily complex
The report’s turgid prose buried what should have been a straightforward recommendation under layers of jargon and self-importance.
Turgid derives from the Latin turgidus, meaning “swollen” or “inflated,” from turgere (“to swell”). It entered English in the 17th century first in its literal biological sense — describing swollen tissue or distended plant cells — before its metaphorical application to bloated, overblown language became equally common.
Fun Fact
The literary meaning of turgid has inspired some memorable criticism. The 18th and 19th centuries produced enormous quantities of turgid prose — elaborate, ornate writing that prized complexity and grandeur over clarity. Samuel Johnson, himself no stranger to elaborate sentences, nonetheless skewered writers who used inflated language to disguise thin ideas. George Orwell made combating turgid prose a personal mission, arguing in his famous essay Politics and the English Language that pompous, swollen writing was not just aesthetically bad but politically dangerous — a tool for obscuring meaning and evading accountability.